charlottan:

im just fucking with you my liege

bratbait:

*announcer voice* And now, we’ll hear a few words from our sponsors!

The Sponsor:

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aropride:

“never trust how you feel abt ur life after 9pm” is a spring & summer & fall rule. for winter it’s never trust how u feel abt ur life after 4pm

fallingtowers:

guy in a cyberpunk story voice “no way, cd tray. you can’t go up against Troll Altdelete. the guy’s a netscape ninja. he doesn’t need a webwart like you sniffing around his subroutines.”

razzred:

mailperson:

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This is what that baldurs gate vampire looks like to me

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lustcannibalism:

willgrahamscock:

lustcannibalism:

willgrahamscock:

willgrahamscock:

I had a really bad migraine last night, but I’ve run out of everything except these hungarian pain killers my dad gave me 9 years ago, anyway I don’t remember anything and I can’t feel my tongue and the only thing in my search history is this

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anyways can someone drive me to the hospital

what state are you in?

pretty bad

YOUR LOCATION

hungwy:

first mammoth to get hit with a spear mustve been like actually fuck you for real

scissorsisters:

I Think I Hauve Covid by nine inch nails

120002-ants:

sacred-portal:

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I’m always saying this 👆🏻💯

duckdotcom:

milfyspamton:

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spongebob pantyshot

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